The Official Tim Blythe's Beard Appreciation Thread

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  • Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 1,921
    So, it sounds like all of Cigarfest will get to bask in the glory of the Beard this weekend! I can't wait to finally meet the REAL beard :-P Should be a great weekend with a bunch of great people. All Hail The Beard!!!
  • Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 35
    I've been told I'm the only one who can take a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris and not get sent back in time. That being said it's true that I can slam a revolving door.
  • Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 2,647
    The Beard stopped this rapture!


    All Hail The Beard.
  • Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 5,448
    beard needs to get in on the commerical action for stogies,> lol > http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Bc0WjTT0Ps
  • Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 312
    I just saw this thread and i now understand when BOTL make comments about "The Beard"... This is hilarious....
  • Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 312
    "The Beard" can make a stuffed animal bleed.......
  • Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 7,144
    roland_7707:
    The Beard stopped this rapture!


    All Hail The Beard.
    .. I KNEW there was a reason. Thank you.
  • Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 4,169
    There won't be a word in any languages dictionary until the year 2976 to describe the smell of The Beards farts and by then the smell will have evolved so much, the word will only be able to be used to describe how it smelled in 1986...
  • Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 2,647
    We are Ka-tet, We are one from many
    One hobby
    One community
    We ARE Brothers and Sisters of the Leaf
    (standing as one)All Hail the Beard, All Hail the Beard, All Hail the Beard
  • Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 3,524
    The Beard once made a promise that defied the laws of physics. Physics would not hinder The Beard. Physics now has to be rewritten to include the Beard Constant (B).

    So E = MC^2B and F = MA + B
  • Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 3,524
    The Beard once bumped an old thread. That thread is now so young it won't be posted until 2046.
  • Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 739
    A source informed me that CCOM is working on a "The Beard" LE cigar, which contained 1 strained of beard ligero per cigar. After finally finding a cutter strong enough to clip it, testers found it could only be lit with a welding torch. Once released, it will be the only cigar to come in a Full sized coffin for the smoker.
  • Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 3,899
    PsychoSJG:
    A source informed me that CCOM is working on a "The Beard" LE cigar, which contained 1 strained of beard ligero per cigar. After finally finding a cutter strong enough to clip it, testers found it could only be lit with a welding torch. Once released, it will be the only cigar to come in a Full sized coffin for the smoker.
    LMAO. nice
  • Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 35
    bump this thread, I did.
  • Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 7,349
    Tim, love the new name, hehe!
  • Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 2,604
    Tim you are a good man. You are one of those rare people I still have faith to consult about my cigar purchase.
    The Beard:
    bump this thread, I did.
  • Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 5,947
    I just feel much better knowing we are under the watchfull eye and care of " The Beard " . Kinda like a new babe in its mothers arms ... all warm , snug and safe !!! We love you Tim ...
  • Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 7,349
    Whoa! A bit too much bro-mance for this squirrel here....
  • Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 5,947
    phobicsquirrel:
    Whoa! A bit too much bro-mance for this squirrel here....

    Come on Squirrel ... give up the love for "The Beard" you know you want to LMAO ; )
  • Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 4,133
    The beard is out of the office now. Just got a reply from a rep by the name of sean. Time to train a new rep. Lol
  • Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 1,707
    beatnic:
    The beard is out of the office now. Just got a reply from a rep by the name of sean. Time to train a new rep. Lol
    Hope I get a chance to Herf with this guy @ C'Fest.
  • Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 35
    Cigars International, The Beard does not work for.
  • Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 1,707
    The Beard:
    Cigars International, The Beard does not work for.
    So no cigarfest for you?
  • Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 3,681
    Make your residence under the beard and know peace. ~ The Gospel of The Beard 5:54
  • Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 1,077
    The most recent rumor is that Germany is changing the name of their country from Deutschland to Beardland and the name of their capital to Tim's Beard.
  • Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 5,996
    "Boys complain about how their beards make their faces itch. Men complain about how their beards make their chests itch."

    And: All About Beards Infographic CLICK
  • Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 35
    Some say... that his genitals are on upside-down, and that if he could be bothered by it, he could solve the Divinci Code in 43 seconds.. all we know is he's called The Beard
  • Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 10,949
    Lmao..love this thread. Women love the Beard, all men are reduced to taking notes. Tim can't get a haircut without the Beard's written permission.
  • Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 2,099
    Are we supposed to appreciate the Beard itself or the vessel that transports it.
    I am confused on this matter.
    Please help!

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