Chuck Norris was thought of first to play Jack Bauer in 24.... till the producers realized that the season would then only be able to be 17 minutes long.
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Chuck Norris doesn't hunt - he sends a list into the woods and the listed critters walk out and lay down at his feet.
Chuck Norris Doesnt HUNT. the word "hunt" implies failure. Chuck Norris KILLS.
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Chuck Norris doesnt wear underwear....he invented going "Commando"!!!!
He once challenged Lance Armstrong to a "Who has more testicles?" contest ... Chuck won by 5.
The boogie man makes his mama look under the bed for Chuck Norris before he goes to bed.....
Chuck Norris doesn't hunt - he sends a list into the woods and the listed critters walk out and lay down at his feet.
That last business trip you went on, Chuck Norris fucked your wife. Tough ***!
Chuck Norris can stop time for up to two hours simply by thinking of Pineapples.
Chuck Norris can divide by 0, sneeze with his eyes open AND eat just one Lay's potato chip.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.