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Ah leave it to Seinfeld. Damn funny Jews.
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Let's just say I match you dimensions to a T. In fact, you could be me. You're not me, are you? I know you're funny, just like me. Wait, are you super good looking, too? And is your wife smokin hot?
In all seriousness, I'm just as fat as you.
/hangs head in shame
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Dude, I could be you, you could be me. Cookies and Cream ice cream?
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Damn, not quite. Chubby hubby. Oh wait, that's what my wife called me. Haagen Daas ice cream bar, actually. I ate two. Is that bad?
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Now you guys just ask for this... Which ones cookies and which ones cream.madurofan:Dude, I could be you, you could be me. Cookies and Cream ice cream? -
Probably but thats ok, we didn't get this way through moderation.
Kas I'll give you some cream! Come over here and pull on this
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Ewwwwwww.
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HELLLLLL YEEEAAAA!!! Check out what I just won! A Nording Freehand for $24
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&ssPageName=STRK:MEWAX:IT&item=110300335966 -
Most excellent, my man. Those Nordings smoke great. (Aren't you a fan of the Nording cigar, btw?)
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I am a fan of the Nording cigar and hopefully soon a fan of his pipes
. Were you able to see the auction?
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Not sure what you mean. I saw whatever the page was that you linked to.
I should line up my pipes and send you a pic of them. Hmm.... -
Thats what I meant, that you could see the page.
You definetly should. Send me your email and I'll send you a couple pics of the calabash as well. -
I've got ya both whipped... 6'1 and 280... You two are just a buncha little girly men... LMAO!madurofan:eleventy ... LMAO... height/weight luko? I need to know now that you're challenging me as the big man on the boards!
Thank you Thank you Thank you... Let me first say that this award is a great honour... I'd like to thank all the little ones that helped me get here... Mr. Creatine Ethyl Ester... Mr. Nitric Oxide... Mr. L. Arginine... and last but not least... You know who you are... Come on... Stand up and take a bow... Mr. L. Tyrosine
ohh and ummm... I'd also like to thank the occasional cupcake and huge platter of Fettucini Alfredo... You guys helped me out a bit too...![Stick out tongue [:P]](/cs/emoticons/emotion-4.gif)
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Cheater, you used performance enhancing drugs to gain you're size mine is 100% natural fat. I'm Maris, you're Bonds.rusirius:
I've got ya both whipped... 6'1 and 280... You two are just a buncha little girly men... LMAO!madurofan:eleventy ... LMAO... height/weight luko? I need to know now that you're challenging me as the big man on the boards!
Thank you Thank you Thank you... Let me first say that this award is a great honour... I'd like to thank all the little ones that helped me get here... Mr. Creatine Ethyl Ester... Mr. Nitric Oxide... Mr. L. Arginine... and last but not least... You know who you are... Come on... Stand up and take a bow... Mr. L. Tyrosine
ohh and ummm... I'd also like to thank the occasional cupcake and huge platter of Fettucini Alfredo... You guys helped me out a bit too... -
thats a good lookin pipe.
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Thanks kuz. Are we tempting you over to the dark side of pipes?
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Ummmm.... 6'0'' and 325... is the forum slanting towards my side????
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Weigh yourself when you wake up first thing in the morning BEFORE 50lbs of Miller Lite is added and I bet I still beat ya...Lasabar:Ummmm.... 6'0'' and 325... is the forum slanting towards my side???? -
seriously? I had a mental image of you being a skinny lil punk. lolLasabar:6'0'' and 325 -
HA! Okay Okay... fair enough!rusirius:
Weigh yourself when you wake up first thing in the morning BEFORE 50lbs of Miller Lite is added and I bet I still beat ya...Lasabar:Ummmm.... 6'0'' and 325... is the forum slanting towards my side???? -
Nope... just a big German with a Cigar in his hand commanding respect and demanding a beermadurofan:
seriously? I had a mental image of you being a skinny lil punk. lolLasabar:6'0'' and 325 -
me too... is there anybody on here that doesn't outweigh me by at least 50 pounds?madurofan:
seriously? I had a mental image of you being a skinny lil punk. lolLasabar:6'0'' and 325 -
*tap* *tap* on the mic...dutyje:
me too... is there anybody on here that doesn't outweigh me by at least 50 pounds?madurofan:
seriously? I had a mental image of you being a skinny lil punk. lolLasabar:6'0'' and 325
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Me, too.madurofan:
seriously? I had a mental image of you being a skinny lil punk. lolLasabar:6'0'' and 325 -
LMFAO! Now THAT was right up there with an Urby comment... NOICE!Lasabar:
*tap* *tap* on the mic...dutyje:
me too... is there anybody on here that doesn't outweigh me by at least 50 pounds?madurofan:
seriously? I had a mental image of you being a skinny lil punk. lolLasabar:6'0'' and 325
ANY women in here??? -
Wait I'm confused are you really 325 you just said nope?Lasabar:
Nope... just a big German with a Cigar in his hand commanding respect and demanding a beermadurofan:
seriously? I had a mental image of you being a skinny lil punk. lolLasabar:6'0'' and 325 -
That was freaking hilarious!rusirius:
LMFAO! Now THAT was right up there with an Urby comment... NOICE!Lasabar:
*tap* *tap* on the mic...dutyje:
me too... is there anybody on here that doesn't outweigh me by at least 50 pounds?madurofan:
seriously? I had a mental image of you being a skinny lil punk. lolLasabar:6'0'' and 325
ANY women in here???
Hey doody do you even outweigh WP by 50 lbs? -
Hey Joe, I think I fall in that range.. 5'-7" 150dutyje:
me too... is there anybody on here that doesn't outweigh me by at least 50 pounds?madurofan:
seriously? I had a mental image of you being a skinny lil punk. lolLasabar:6'0'' and 325 -
Thanks, Kas, I knew I couldn't be the only little man on the forum..madurofan:
That was freaking hilarious!rusirius:
LMFAO! Now THAT was right up there with an Urby comment... NOICE!Lasabar:
*tap* *tap* on the mic...dutyje:
me too... is there anybody on here that doesn't outweigh me by at least 50 pounds?madurofan:
seriously? I had a mental image of you being a skinny lil punk. lolLasabar:6'0'' and 325
ANY women in here???
Hey doody do you even outweigh WP by 50 lbs?
Maddy, no.. I don't outweigh her by 50 lbs.. I did for quite some time. She stays right around 115. Although last night, after our Anniversary Canoodling, she did point out that my current weight (146) is lower than her max weight when she was pregnant with each of our children (148).
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Once again you over share, thanks partner.dutyje:
Thanks, Kas, I knew I couldn't be the only little man on the forum..madurofan:
That was freaking hilarious!rusirius:
LMFAO! Now THAT was right up there with an Urby comment... NOICE!Lasabar:
*tap* *tap* on the mic...dutyje:
me too... is there anybody on here that doesn't outweigh me by at least 50 pounds?madurofan:
seriously? I had a mental image of you being a skinny lil punk. lolLasabar:6'0'' and 325
ANY women in here???
Hey doody do you even outweigh WP by 50 lbs?
Maddy, no.. I don't outweigh her by 50 lbs.. I did for quite some time. She stays right around 115. Although last night, after our Anniversary Canoodling, she did point out that my current weight (146) is lower than her max weight when she was pregnant with each of our children (148).
