The Official Tim Blythe's Beard Appreciation Thread

Nick2021 · November 2010

Fourtotheflush:
WWII was essentially ended when the US dropped beard trimmings on Hiroshima and Nagasaki!

lol

fla-gypsy · November 2010

kuzi16:
superman wears beard pajamas.

LMBO, that is freaking hilarious

Diamondog · November 2010

fla-gypsy:
kuzi16:
superman wears beard pajamas.
LMBO, that is freaking hilarious

I think he was sitting on that one for a week so it wouldn't be entered in to the contest lol....

roland_7707 · November 2010

The Beard can smoke a steel bar.

roland_7707 · November 2010

The Beard plays ski ball with the skulls of immortals that laughed at him.

roland_7707 · November 2010

The Beard can finish an everlasting gobstopper.

roland_7707 · November 2010

In 1977 The Beard won the first ever Worlds Strongest Man competition just by showing up. He has since been banned to give the othe countries a shot at the title.

Poker Slob · November 2010

If I had Tim's Beard, I would never have to leave the house. (If you know what I mean ;-) )

Jetmech_63 · November 2010

Tim does not have friends or co-workers, hes has the Fellowship of the Beard

Garen B · November 2010

The Civil War was started over a fight between whether general Grant or Lee's beard was most like The Beard.

j0z3r · November 2010

Garen B:
The Civil War was started over a fight between whether general Grant or Lee's beard was most like The Beard.

Ha! I like that one.

Diamondog · November 2010

The Beard could walk around completely nude in downtown NYC and nobody would even notice as they'd be in complete awe of the beard...The Beard has come to accept that even his manly prowess takes 2nd fiddle to his beard!

Nick2021 · November 2010

Sometimes, while setting, the sun will linger just a few more minutes on the horizon to get one last look at The "Beard"

Diamondog · December 2010

Nick2021:
Sometimes, while setting, the sun will linger just a few more minutes on the horizon to get one last look at The "Beard"

lol

These Filthy Hands · December 2010

The Beard can win a game of Connect Four in three moves.

sol1821 · December 2010

These Filthy Hands:
The Beard can win a game of Connect Four in three moves.

if the beard wanted to he could win in 1 move, using his mind control powers to make the other contestant surrender.

Poker Slob · December 2010

The Beard knew that no woman could resist it. The Beard grew Tim's body in an effort to start a new race of Super Humans.

PsychoSJG · December 2010

This made it to page 3? wtf? Big BUMP

fla-gypsy · December 2010

Columbus did not discover the New World. The Beard just needed a ride to get a cigar!

ejenne87 · December 2010

Once a year the sharks celebrate Beard week

PsychoSJG · December 2010

if Tim's beard went to a HS and attached itself to the geekiest kid in the school, he'd instantly start dating the head cheerleader and become the captain of the football team, even though he doesn't play