The Official Tim Blythe's Beard Appreciation Thread
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LOLellinas:I don't know anything about pies. But when i first saw the beard, it made my banana cream. -
http://www.foxnews.com/health/2010/11/19/thinking-anenergy-o/
The key to the trick discussed in this story involves mentally picturing the beard!! NO woman can resist! -
Negative numbers cease to exist in the presence of The Beard, they cut the sh*t and turn positive.sol1821:The beard will stop at nothing to avoid using negative numbers. -
Tim went skiing in the Alps a few years back. Locals have since claimed they saw Yehti. Loosely translated into English it means Abominable SnowBeard.
Ever notice that Police Badges are shaped like a mini Beard?
The Beard is the only mystery that Nancy Drew couldn't solve. It forced her into an early retirement where she adopted 100 cats and drank herself to sleep everyday. You may know her as the crazy cat lady.
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Does this mean gift sticks for all, wow the world will be a better place when all relax with a smoke.lilwing88:The Beard once got lost in the North Pole. He found a sleigh with 8 reindeer to guide him home. He was so happy he decided to bestow gifts upon all the children of the world. The rest is history....... -
I once saw a Unicorn hiding in Tim's Beard, true story.
Tim's Beard has xray vision
When Tim goes to the airport, his Beard strip searches the TSA agents.
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The Beard CAN read her poker face.
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The Beard got a hold of Tony Parker's cell phone last month........ Eva has found solace in his arms.
The Beard works in mysterious ways....... -
lol, another good one...lilwing88:The Beard got a hold of Tony Parker's cell phone last month........ Eva has found solace in his arms.
The Beard works in mysterious ways....... -
Orion the hunter is the universe's homage to The Beard.
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The Beard is the origin of the Kavorka!
"Female Beards want to be with the Beard, Male Beards want to be like the beard"
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Once upon a time dinosaur's were roaming the earth and then thought they ruled the place. In pure disgust for their extreme disregard of The Beard, Tim leaped into space pulled out one Beard hair and threw it back to the Earth. The Beard created the meteor story to preserve the element of surprise for the next time anything else thinks it rules the world that The Beard resides in.
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There was once a time when The Beard was not The Beard, but simply The Whiskers, then It began to grow and the event known to us as the Big Bang happened. The creation of the universe was not the random event many think it is, but rather a well orchestrated tribute to The Beard. On a related note, scientists have speculated that one day the sun will burn out, this is in fact not true as it is powered by not one, but two strands of The Beard...if the sun ever so much as dims, The Beard will b*tch slap it to straighten it out. All hail The Beard.
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Tim the Beard is so smart Stephen Hawking stood up to bow down to him
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When he was seven years old, the Beard's mom told him to go and dig to China. He left and returned three weeks later with a second-degree black belt in Tae Kwon Do.
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FUmanChu tim! Tim before the beard I guss he was about 8 in this video http://www.cigar.com/podcast/index.asp
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What are we trying to see here? This link just goes to the Ccom video show menu...jship079:FUmanChu tim! Tim before the beard I guss he was about 8 in this video http://www.cigar.com/podcast/index.asp -
OOPS! you have to scroll down to the pilot video I think it is oct 10 2007Duder2:
What are we trying to see here? This link just goes to the Ccom video show menu...jship079:FUmanChu tim! Tim before the beard I guss he was about 8 in this video http://www.cigar.com/podcast/index.asp -
God created the world in seven days. The Beard, who was God's roommate at the time, decided something was missing. He trimmed himself on the seventh day. And all the ligero hairs became tobacco.
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I just noticed that just a couple week later in the next video he has a full beard I bet he has some sort of tonic he got from a gypsey to grow his beardjship079:
OOPS! you have to scroll down to the pilot video I think it is oct 10 2007Duder2:
What are we trying to see here? This link just goes to the Ccom video show menu...jship079:FUmanChu tim! Tim before the beard I guss he was about 8 in this video http://www.cigar.com/podcast/index.asp -
No, that was The Beard in his camouflaged form, if the full awesomeness of The Beard was revealed on the pilot episode every single viewer would have gone blind out of joy.jship079:
I just noticed that just a couple week later in the next video he has a full beard I bet he has some sort of tonic he got from a gypsey to grow his beardjship079:
OOPS! you have to scroll down to the pilot video I think it is oct 10 2007Duder2:
What are we trying to see here? This link just goes to the Ccom video show menu...jship079:FUmanChu tim! Tim before the beard I guss he was about 8 in this video http://www.cigar.com/podcast/index.asp -
If Rapunzel can let down her hair. Tim's beard can form itself into a full ladder to be climbed upon. Who am I kidding. The Beard never needs to be rescued.
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I hope something like this hasn't been done before...
Below Tim's Beard, there isn't a chin. Just another beard. -
Castro is jealous of Tim's beard.
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The Beard does not hunt because the word hunting implies the possibility of failure. The Beard goes killing!
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The Beard waited patiently in Al Capone's vault for sixty-three years just so he could give Geraldo Rivera the surprise beating of his liftetime!
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The Beard only allows Jackie Chan to live because he lives Chris Tucker movies!
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superman wears beard pajamas.
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WWII was essentially ended when the US dropped beard trimmings on Hiroshima and Nagasaki!
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And on the pale horse rode the beard!
