The Official Tim Blythe's Beard Appreciation Thread
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Randy Moss is to The Beard what Venom is to Spiderman.......... EVIL NEMISIS!!!!
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When my beard grows up, it wants to be just like Tim's beard.
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lilwing88:Randy Moss is to The Beard what Venom is to Spiderman.......... EVIL NEMISIS!!!!
This is just a beard poser. The real beard would never get cut from the team. The Real Beard is the team/league MVP. -
while not officially a diplomat, Tim "the Beard" has his own seat at the United Nations. He walked into the building by accident in 1992 and sat down in a seat reserved for the representative from Denmark, who chose to sit cross-legged on the floor rather than risk asking him to leave.
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The Beard was once up on a murder beef, the jury found him guilty and sentenced him to death by hanging. The day came, the noose was fit around The Beards neck, the floor dropped, swinging from the gallows The Beard looked at the spectators, lit a stick, smiled and said "I wear nooses for neckties"...
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the beard was once asked why he doesn't use an iPhone, he responded, "Same reason I don't use tampons!"
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LMFAO ...................sol1821:the beard was once asked why he doesn't use an iPhone, he responded, "Same reason I don't use tampons!" -
Still LMFAO....crying now!!!Sandman1am:
LMFAO ...................sol1821:the beard was once asked why he doesn't use an iPhone, he responded, "Same reason I don't use tampons!" -
when tim "the Beard" has a good idea, he raises a forklift carrying a pallet of light bulbs over his head!
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The forklift lift's itself by my will, also the iPhone thing is totally true.Nick2021:when tim "the Beard" has a good idea, he raises a forklift carrying a pallet of light bulbs over his head! -
Beard, my apologies! Please don't bring the wrath of your Beard on us for our "misunderstanding!"The Beard:
The forklift lift's itself by my will, also the iPhone thing is totally true.Nick2021:when tim "the Beard" has a good idea, he raises a forklift carrying a pallet of light bulbs over his head! -
Those of us with wives and girlfriends, know this, the only reason they are "with" us is because The Beard does not believe in polygamy, he invented it but doesn't subscribe to it...
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The Beard dosen't cut his grass. He just stares at it and dares it to grow.
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lolThese Filthy Hands:The Beard dosen't cut his grass. He just stares at it and dares it to grow. -
All the supposed extinct animals of earth are actually living in Tims beard....
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I will not rest until Urban Dictionary has a reference and picture to and of The Beard...
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glad you liked it:pSandman1am:
Still LMFAO....crying now!!!Sandman1am:
LMFAO ...................sol1821:the beard was once asked why he doesn't use an iPhone, he responded, "Same reason I don't use tampons!" -
the beard can win a game of Connect Four in three moves.
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"The Beard" was once in the world chess championship match. The game ended after 10 seconds when his opponent could not stop whimpering, toppled his own king and retired from the match.
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The Beard won The World Series of Poker with a 2 of clubs and a green Uno card.
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Lol.....I was thinking of something earlier today exactly about that, you nailed it!These Filthy Hands:The Beard won The World Series of Poker with a 2 of clubs and a green Uno card. -
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA love it!These Filthy Hands:The Beard won The World Series of Poker with a 2 of clubs and a green Uno card. -
now that's a good one!These Filthy Hands:The Beard won The World Series of Poker with a 2 of clubs and a green Uno card. -
Blackbeard the pirate originally called himself "The Bearded One" but he had a vision during a dream in which he was warned that one day the "Real Beard" would be revealed and that he was to change his name. He heeded the vision after waking up clean shaven.
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Nothing Tim Blythe touches turns to gold. It just grows a beard.
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Great beard quote:
"There are two kinds of people in this world that go around beardless - boys and women - and I am neither one." -
only two things will survive nuclear holocaust: the beard and cockroaches.
however, the roaches wont survive the beard. -
One day, the Beard said "Hey, it's too dark here"
And God said "Let there be light...."
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The Beard can exceed the speed of light and can see in the 4th dimension.
If a single strand of The Beard was planted in a field, any tobacco grown there would be pre-aged to perfection. -
lol, keep the thread going all!Garen B:The Beard can exceed the speed of light and can see in the 4th dimension.
If a single strand of The Beard was planted in a field, any tobacco grown there would be pre-aged to perfection.
