Originally, before getting into cigars, Tim Blythe was going to be hired to play the role of Jack Bauer on the show "24." The producers changed their minds when they realized the show would only last 17 minutes.
a strand of the beard purposefully dislodged itself from its host many years ago and fell into a cup, the host new the score and didn’t remove it, he simply named the cup the holy grail.
Sega once made an arcade game where you fought Tim Blythe. Everytime you put a quarter in, the screen immediately displayed "You lose." It was Sega's most popular machine ever!
Steven Spielberg paid The Beard an undisclosed amount of money to film 24 straight HD hours of The Beards beard, this will be replacing the Yule Log broadcasted on TV on Christmas Day...
Steven Spielberg paid The Beard an undisclosed amount of money to film 24 straight HD hours of The Beards beard, this will be replacing the Yule Log broadcasted on TV on Christmas Day...
Somebody once bet Tim the "Beard" that he couldn't sh*t on the ceiling. Michelangelo still owes him ten bucks!
I'm going to a halloween party Saturday night dressed as the beard...I am guessing it'll be a matter of seconds before some maiden will bed me, The Beard, the ultimate aphrodisiac, OOOH YAAAA
A kid once stole the Tim the Beard's hat and ran into an apple orchard. Tim the "Beard" flew into such a rage that he accidentally invented applesauce!
A kid once stole the Tim the Beard's hat and ran into an apple orchard. Tim the "Beard" flew into such a rage that he accidentally invented applesauce!
A long time ago, Tim and his beard were on a journey to find the worlds best cigar tobacco. While swimming from Ecuador to Cuba, he decided to make a short cut. It is now known as the Panama Canal
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Tim's beard can see with it's eyes closed.
The Beard once sneezed on a trip to Japan, we know this occurrence as Hiroshima.
The Beard's beer stein is known as The Holy Grail.
Nice to see this Picture has been used for more good uses!