The Official Tim Blythe's Beard Appreciation Thread
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Tim's beard can blow bubbles, with beef jerky.Lasabar:
Tims beard won't return Spielberg's callsThese Filthy Hands:Tim's beard hit .375 in the minors before hurting it's knee. -
Tim's beard only plays ArenasThese Filthy Hands:
Tim's beard can blow bubbles, with beef jerky.Lasabar:
Tims beard won't return Spielberg's callsThese Filthy Hands:Tim's beard hit .375 in the minors before hurting it's knee. -
I have one day left to hit target in Q3 and it's going to be oh so close, bearded one I ask that you align the stars so I may be showered in cigar goodness...
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Since "Nuclear Mans" failure in Superman IV: The Quest for Peace, Lex Luthor has been trying to attain a strand from The Beard to make an Ultra Superman. Unfortunately, Krypton scissors won't work.
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just saw this one.... "When at sea, no matter what table The Beard is at, it's always referred to as the Captain's table"
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The bearded one has seen fit to align the stars perfectly for me today, all hail the beard and its magical powers, target adchieved, cigar goodness will flow...Diamondog:I have one day left to hit target in Q3 and it's going to be oh so close, bearded one I ask that you align the stars so I may be showered in cigar goodness... -
Diamondog:Came across this gem in my Googles
That's one Beer'd Beard
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Tim's beard once at three 72oz. steaks in under an hour. It spent the first 45 min. railing it's waitress!Lasabar:
Tim's beard only plays ArenasThese Filthy Hands:
Tim's beard can blow bubbles, with beef jerky.Lasabar:
Tims beard won't return Spielberg's callsThese Filthy Hands:Tim's beard hit .375 in the minors before hurting it's knee. -
Tim's beard once squeezed an M&M so hard that it turned into a skittle!
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I hear there is a leaked picture floating around out there of the night Tims beard used a crimper and straightened itself, anyone seen?
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Looks like Tim may have been smokeing more than cigars on this occasionJetmech_63:Diamondog:Came across this gem in my Googles
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The Greek pronounciation of Tim the Beard is Zeus
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On the first day, Tim's Beard created God to take care of the dirty work.
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Tim's Beard blocked out the sun, killing all the dinosaurs. Since then, it has been trimmed hourly to prevent further devastation.
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Tim's Beard and Chuck Norris' beard got into a bar fight. Atlantis hasn't been seen since.
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Tim's beard could easily provide enough energy to power the entire continent of N. America...... the government is keeping it a secret.
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Tim can charge a cell phone by rubbing it against his beard!
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This thread has heated up again, I am so pleased it has.
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The one-dollar bill originally had Tim the Beard on it...but the beard kept getting caught in vending machines
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Strange....I'm surprised the Chilean gov't didn't try and aquire some of the beards beard strands to lift those miners to safety...this could have been sorted out a long time ago...
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How did you think they dug the hole?Diamondog:Strange....I'm surprised the Chilean gov't didn't try and aquire some of the beards beard strands to lift those miners to safety...this could have been sorted out a long time ago... -
If they used Strands of The Beard, the miners would have been up the next day and the drill would have struck a pocket of oil and a lost cache of cigars rolled by the Beard itself.cabinetmaker:
How did you think they dug the hole?Diamondog:Strange....I'm surprised the Chilean gov't didn't try and aquire some of the beards beard strands to lift those miners to safety...this could have been sorted out a long time ago... -
Tim the Beard never loses a game of clue, despite the fact everyone knows he's the murderer and used his beard to do it.
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If you floss your teeth with Tim's Beard once, you'll never get cavities.
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A handicap parking sign does not signify that the spot is for handicapped people. It is actually a warning that the spot belongs to Tim the "Beard," and you will be handicapped if you park there
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lolNick2021:A handicap parking sign does not signify that the spot is for handicapped people. It is actually a warning that the spot belongs to Tim the "Beard," and you will be handicapped if you park there -
Tim the Beard's calender goes straight from March 31st to April 2d...nobody fools the Beard...NOBODY!
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HAHAHA, love itNick2021:Tim the Beard's calender goes straight from March 31st to April 2d...nobody fools the Beard...NOBODY! -
Cabinetmaker once defeated Tim the Beard in a game of tic-tac-toe. In retaliation, Tim the Beard created the Sol Cubano Artisan cigar!PsychoSJG:
HAHAHA, love itNick2021:Tim the Beard's calender goes straight from March 31st to April 2d...nobody fools the Beard...NOBODY! -
Look for it in 2011, the worlds most expensive watch, comprised simply of 2 of the beards beard strands minute hand/hour hand, eclipsing Louis Moinet' Meteoris, coming in at a whopping $10,000,000. Unlike a coventional watch used for telling time, this watch creates time...
