The Official Tim Blythe's Beard Appreciation Thread

These Filthy Hands · September 2010

Lasabar:
These Filthy Hands:
Tim's beard hit .375 in the minors before hurting it's knee.
Tims beard won't return Spielberg's calls

Tim's beard can blow bubbles, with beef jerky.

Lasabar · September 2010

These Filthy Hands:
Lasabar:
These Filthy Hands:
Tim's beard hit .375 in the minors before hurting it's knee.
Tims beard won't return Spielberg's calls
Tim's beard can blow bubbles, with beef jerky.

Tim's beard only plays Arenas

Diamondog · September 2010

I have one day left to hit target in Q3 and it's going to be oh so close, bearded one I ask that you align the stars so I may be showered in cigar goodness...

PsychoSJG · September 2010

Since "Nuclear Mans" failure in Superman IV: The Quest for Peace, Lex Luthor has been trying to attain a strand from The Beard to make an Ultra Superman. Unfortunately, Krypton scissors won't work.

Krieg · September 2010

just saw this one.... "When at sea, no matter what table The Beard is at, it's always referred to as the Captain's table"

Diamondog · September 2010

Diamondog:
I have one day left to hit target in Q3 and it's going to be oh so close, bearded one I ask that you align the stars so I may be showered in cigar goodness...

The bearded one has seen fit to align the stars perfectly for me today, all hail the beard and its magical powers, target adchieved, cigar goodness will flow...

Jetmech_63 · September 2010

Diamondog:
Came across this gem in my Googles

That's one Beer'd Beard

These Filthy Hands · October 2010

Lasabar:
These Filthy Hands:
Lasabar:
These Filthy Hands:
Tim's beard hit .375 in the minors before hurting it's knee.
Tims beard won't return Spielberg's calls
Tim's beard can blow bubbles, with beef jerky.
Tim's beard only plays Arenas

Tim's beard once at three 72oz. steaks in under an hour. It spent the first 45 min. railing it's waitress!

Nick2021 · October 2010

Tim's beard once squeezed an M&M so hard that it turned into a skittle!

Diamondog · October 2010

I hear there is a leaked picture floating around out there of the night Tims beard used a crimper and straightened itself, anyone seen?

jship079 · October 2010

Jetmech_63:
Diamondog:
Came across this gem in my Googles

That's one Beer'd Beard

Looks like Tim may have been smokeing more than cigars on this occasion

Nick2021 · October 2010

The Greek pronounciation of Tim the Beard is Zeus

PsychoSJG · October 2010

On the first day, Tim's Beard created God to take care of the dirty work.

PsychoSJG · October 2010

Tim's Beard blocked out the sun, killing all the dinosaurs. Since then, it has been trimmed hourly to prevent further devastation.

PsychoSJG · October 2010

Tim's Beard and Chuck Norris' beard got into a bar fight. Atlantis hasn't been seen since.

lilwing88 · October 2010

Tim's beard could easily provide enough energy to power the entire continent of N. America...... the government is keeping it a secret.

Nick2021 · October 2010

Tim can charge a cell phone by rubbing it against his beard!

fla-gypsy · October 2010

This thread has heated up again, I am so pleased it has.

Nick2021 · October 2010

The one-dollar bill originally had Tim the Beard on it...but the beard kept getting caught in vending machines

Diamondog · October 2010

Strange....I'm surprised the Chilean gov't didn't try and aquire some of the beards beard strands to lift those miners to safety...this could have been sorted out a long time ago...

cabinetmaker · October 2010

Diamondog:
Strange....I'm surprised the Chilean gov't didn't try and aquire some of the beards beard strands to lift those miners to safety...this could have been sorted out a long time ago...

How did you think they dug the hole?

Garen B · October 2010

cabinetmaker:
Diamondog:
Strange....I'm surprised the Chilean gov't didn't try and aquire some of the beards beard strands to lift those miners to safety...this could have been sorted out a long time ago...
How did you think they dug the hole?

If they used Strands of The Beard, the miners would have been up the next day and the drill would have struck a pocket of oil and a lost cache of cigars rolled by the Beard itself.

Nick2021 · October 2010

Tim the Beard never loses a game of clue, despite the fact everyone knows he's the murderer and used his beard to do it.

PsychoSJG · October 2010

If you floss your teeth with Tim's Beard once, you'll never get cavities.

Nick2021 · October 2010

A handicap parking sign does not signify that the spot is for handicapped people. It is actually a warning that the spot belongs to Tim the "Beard," and you will be handicapped if you park there

Diamondog · October 2010

Nick2021:
A handicap parking sign does not signify that the spot is for handicapped people. It is actually a warning that the spot belongs to Tim the "Beard," and you will be handicapped if you park there

lol

Nick2021 · October 2010

Tim the Beard's calender goes straight from March 31st to April 2d...nobody fools the Beard...NOBODY!

PsychoSJG · October 2010

Nick2021:
Tim the Beard's calender goes straight from March 31st to April 2d...nobody fools the Beard...NOBODY!

HAHAHA, love it

Nick2021 · October 2010

PsychoSJG:
Nick2021:
Tim the Beard's calender goes straight from March 31st to April 2d...nobody fools the Beard...NOBODY!
HAHAHA, love it

Cabinetmaker once defeated Tim the Beard in a game of tic-tac-toe. In retaliation, Tim the Beard created the Sol Cubano Artisan cigar!

Diamondog · October 2010

Look for it in 2011, the worlds most expensive watch, comprised simply of 2 of the beards beard strands minute hand/hour hand, eclipsing Louis Moinet' Meteoris, coming in at a whopping $10,000,000. Unlike a coventional watch used for telling time, this watch creates time...

The Official Tim Blythe's Beard Appreciation Thread

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