fortune cookie

kuzi16
kuzi16 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 14,471
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today i got a fortune cookie that read as follows:
"you can do anything you wish, as long as you harm no one"

im sure at least one of you appreciate that as much as i did.

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  • turn_key
    turn_key Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 90
    A friend of mine always reads those and says "in bed" after the fortune.

    "you can do anything you wish, as long as you harm no one in bed"
  • dennisking
    dennisking Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 3,681
    a friend of mine and I refer to an orgasm as "getting your fortune cookies". just sayin
  • j0z3r
    j0z3r Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 9,403
    I find it funny that sometimes the best wisdom comes out of a cookie and that something as fundamentally simple as that is not basic common sense.
  • kingjk729
    kingjk729 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 2,487
    I have a great one taped to my monitor at work ..... its short and sweet ..... " when in doubt mumble "
  • One2gofst
    One2gofst Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 583
    Gotta love libertarian fortune cookie authors.
  • PuroFreak
    PuroFreak Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 4,132
    kuzi16:


    today i got a fortune cookie that read as follows:
    "you can do anything you wish, as long as you harm no one"

    im sure at least one of you appreciate that as much as i did.
    That's rather ironic... Maybe you should mail that little strip of paper to Congress...
  • NYHCx516x
    NYHCx516x Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 728
    turn_key:


    "you can do anything you wish, as long as you harm no one in bed"
    thats no fun......

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