The Sniper's Box
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laker1963:Congratulations on your new daughter sir. She is beautiful. Nice haul from the Sniper too !
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Even in a thread about death - can we all be excited about new life! Congrats, Buddy!
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Apparently revealing myself will not stop the carnage, what will it take?
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I know... I mean now he is going after innocent children !! LMAOThe Beard:Apparently revealing myself will not stop the carnage, what will it take? -
He sniped a three week old baby! What is this world coming to!!???!!laker1963:
I know... I mean now he is going after innocent children !! LMAOThe Beard:Apparently revealing myself will not stop the carnage, what will it take?
Thanks for the kind words fellas. I guess I never made a true announcement. I figured everyone saw the pictures in my 1000th post contest. -
Very strange, I seem to remember saying in a thread somewhere not long ago that I hadn't had a MOW in quite a while...
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Holy crap! It's a young Jim Carrey from dumb and dummer! :-Pbacon.jay:
Very strange, I seem to remember saying in a thread somewhere not long ago that I hadn't had a MOW in quite a while... -
GadwinDuil:
Holy crap! It's a young Jim Carrey from dumb and dummer! :-Pbacon.jay:
Very strange, I seem to remember saying in a thread somewhere not long ago that I hadn't had a MOW in quite a while...
"Shut up Harry!"
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That hand writing and dating on the MOW is very interesting.....
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yep. I'm pretty sure I've got a couple that look very similar. I'm thinking I may know who this ridiculous "sniper" imposter is.Diamondog:That hand writing and dating on the MOW is very interesting..... -
Do tell then, the BOTL wants to know.cholmes8310:
yep. I'm pretty sure I've got a couple that look very similar. I'm thinking I may know who this ridiculous "sniper" imposter is.Diamondog:That hand writing and dating on the MOW is very interesting..... -
Going through my cigars now. I swear I recognize that handwriting, but I haven't' found one yet to match, and I don't want to make incorrect accusations.fla-gypsy:
Do tell then, the BOTL wants to know.cholmes8310:
yep. I'm pretty sure I've got a couple that look very similar. I'm thinking I may know who this ridiculous "sniper" imposter is.Diamondog:That hand writing and dating on the MOW is very interesting..... -
Congrats man! That's awesome!TatuajeVI:I got sniped!!!
Padilla Artisan and Camacho PE! Pink sunglasses (and the PE!) were a congrats from the sniper for the new baby! -
The Beard has noticed the Sniper has yet to speak since The Beard's public appearance.
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OH SNAP! Sounds like a call out to me...lol On a side note you have an email Almighty BeardThe Beard:The Beard has noticed the Sniper has yet to speak since The Beard's public appearance. -
Im going to play along like this pitiful attempt at subterfuge is not completely transparent, and that I am speaking to the actual Beard and NOT a pathetic impostor....The Beard:Apparently revealing myself will not stop the carnage, what will it take?
You are the only one who CAN save them. PM me your address at home, let me complete my mission and I will turn myself in as soon as I see your picture on the thread, with the stars in your eyes.
Until then - no retreat, no surrender....
Better watch out - cos Im the assassin! -
Cheesily changing the beards words...tisk tisk sniper. I think it's time for a good old fashion terrorist hunt in true ENFIDL fashion. Just ask your associates about my skills.....lolzThe Sniper:
Im going to play along like this pitiful attempt at subterfuge is not completely transparent, and that I am speaking to the actual Beard and NOT a pathetic impostor....The Beard:Apparently revealing myself will not stop the carnage, what will it take?
You are the only one who CAN save them. PM me your address at home, let me complete my mission and I will turn myself in as soon as I see your picture on the thread, with the stars in your eyes.
Until then - no retreat, no surrender....
Better watch out - cos Im the assassin! -
I am sorry to keep you all waiting... was rocking out to some Drowning Pool while preparing some new rounds and lost track of time. "Let The Bodies Hit The Floor" indeed!ENFIDL:
OH SNAP! Sounds like a call out to me...lol On a side note you have an email Almighty BeardThe Beard:The Beard has noticed the Sniper has yet to speak since The Beard's public appearance.
I apologize for the collateral damage - civilians such as babies, children & family pets were never meant to be harmed in the making of this thread. Truth be known, the damage was to be minimal from the start. I honestly never in my wildest dreams believed The Beard would stand idly by and watch his chosen people be taken out by the dozens. To those who have already been martyred, I honor you. To those who have not... I KEELYOU!
At the time of this post, the score for those of you keeping track at home, which apparently does NOT include The Beard, is...
Sniper 27
The Beard 0
Better watch out - cos Im the assassin!
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yawwwwwwn... same old song from the Sniper. Did you ever think the martyred are honored to die to protect the beard? Get back in your cave and stay there.The Sniper:
I am sorry to keep you all waiting... was rocking out to some Drowning Pool while preparing some new rounds and lost track of time. "Let The Bodies Hit The Floor" indeed!ENFIDL:
OH SNAP! Sounds like a call out to me...lol On a side note you have an email Almighty BeardThe Beard:The Beard has noticed the Sniper has yet to speak since The Beard's public appearance.
I apologize for the collateral damage - civilians such as babies, children & family pets were never meant to be harmed in the making of this thread. Truth be known, the damage was to be minimal from the start. I honestly never in my wildest dreams believed The Beard would stand idly by and watch his chosen people be taken out by the dozens. To those who have already been martyred, I honor you. To those who have not... I KEELYOU!
At the time of this post, the score for those of you keeping track at home, which apparently does NOT include The Beard, is...
Sniper 27
The Beard 0
Better watch out - cos Im the assassin! -
The Sniper:
I am sorry to keep you all waiting... was rocking out to some Drowning Pool while preparing some new rounds and lost track of time. "Let The Bodies Hit The Floor" indeed!ENFIDL:
OH SNAP! Sounds like a call out to me...lol On a side note you have an email Almighty BeardThe Beard:The Beard has noticed the Sniper has yet to speak since The Beard's public appearance.
I apologize for the collateral damage - civilians such as babies, children & family pets were never meant to be harmed in the making of this thread. Truth be known, the damage was to be minimal from the start. I honestly never in my wildest dreams believed The Beard would stand idly by and watch his chosen people be taken out by the dozens. To those who have already been martyred, I honor you. To those who have not... I KEELYOU!
At the time of this post, the score for those of you keeping track at home, which apparently does NOT include The Beard, is...
Sniper 27
The Beard 0
Better watch out - cos Im the assassin!
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The Sniper:Better watch out - cos Im asinine!
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Like The Beard's cousin The Mustache who is currently residing on Sam Elliot would say "The Beard abides"
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You're being very un-beard!The Beard:Like The Beard's cousin The Mustache who is currently residing on Sam Elliot would say "The Beard abides" -
The Beard was referring to the fact that The Beard does not need to shed blood to protect The Followers of The Beard.TatuajeVI:
You're being very un-beard!The Beard:Like The Beard's cousin The Mustache who is currently residing on Sam Elliot would say "The Beard abides" -
I was quoting from The Big Lebowski, responding to your quote. "You're being very un-dude!"The Beard:
The Beard was referring to the fact that The Beard does not need to shed blood to protect The Followers of The Beard.TatuajeVI:
You're being very un-beard!The Beard:Like The Beard's cousin The Mustache who is currently residing on Sam Elliot would say "The Beard abides" -
This thread is bonkers.
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TatuajeVI:
I was quoting from The Big Lebowski, responding to your quote. "You're being very un-dude!"The Beard:
The Beard was referring to the fact that The Beard does not need to shed blood to protect The Followers of The Beard.TatuajeVI:
You're being very un-beard!The Beard:Like The Beard's cousin The Mustache who is currently residing on Sam Elliot would say "The Beard abides"
I KNEW IT - THE BEARD CAN HEAR MY THOUGHTS. Here's my beard appreciation thread qoute from 4/29:ljl:Must find you tube video of Sam Elliot saying: "The beard abides...". That was the line right?
Careful sniper...I bet he can hear your thoughts too...
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I would be surprised if he could hear anything at all, after having TWENTY SEVEN rounds be fired right under his nose.ljl:TatuajeVI:
I was quoting from The Big Lebowski, responding to your quote. "You're being very un-dude!"The Beard:
The Beard was referring to the fact that The Beard does not need to shed blood to protect The Followers of The Beard.TatuajeVI:
You're being very un-beard!The Beard:Like The Beard's cousin The Mustache who is currently residing on Sam Elliot would say "The Beard abides"
I KNEW IT - THE BEARD CAN HEAR MY THOUGHTS. Here's my beard appreciation thread qoute from 4/29:ljl:Must find you tube video of Sam Elliot saying: "The beard abides...". That was the line right?
Careful sniper...I bet he can hear your thoughts too...
Better watch out -
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lol, I love that the glasses sorta match the cigar band.
