Bikers Be Crazy

So here I am trying to make it though the Super Target parking lot when I have this slow ass cycler in front of me. Just taking his time, thinking he's a car or something. I wait for a few and he s still in my way. I honk my horn at him and ask him nicely to get off the road telling him that he is not a car. He reply to me Shut the *** up and then gets back in front of me. Again I ask him nicely to please to let me by but he still wont get out of my way. I start to get a wee bit peeved at him and honk my horn again and tell him to please let me pass and that he is not a car and should be more considerate of other drivers as he is slowing down alot of people who are also trying to get some bagels. So he then he tell me he wants to kick my ass . and he will be waiting for me at the bike rack. I park my car and run pass him (he looked like he had a bike chain behind his back) to the entrance of target to tell a kindly policeman that he was harassing me. The worst part was that as I was talking to the police, he loaded up on bagels and took the last cheddar and bacon bagel. Man was I pissed.