Joke - Be Strong
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A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:
"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."
To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:
"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."
To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"
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LMAO0
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Nice one Smoke. How ya been man?0
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hahahahahahaaha wooooow that was a good one smoke0
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Nice to see you're still popping up from time to time with a good joke, smoke.0
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LMAO that was great!0
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That was a good joke ....................... we need to get the joke thread going again0
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The fellas at work like it. Good joke.0
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Still kicking, just not as high :Pj0z3r:Nice one Smoke. How ya been man?
Time to restock for the summer, than thought to poke around the forums and see who was still here
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Hey, anything I can do to make you spit Dr. Pepper through your nose, budurbino:Nice to see you're still popping up from time to time with a good joke, smoke.
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If there's a better way to clear the sinuses, I haven't found it.0
