The Official Tim Blythe's Beard Appreciation Thread

True story. The other night I was at a local bar and met this really hot chick. I invested about 140 bucks in her refreshments and thought for sure I'd score. Sure enough she soon asked me if I wanted to go back to her place. We stopped off at a gas station to pick her up some smokes, when suddenly Tim's Beard showed up and stole my girl. I was furious but then the Beard told me it was ok if I came along and filmed it. Later, when I got back home and watched the video I realized that Tim's Beard was the only thing the camera captured. Man, that is some beard.

I'd like to add my Tim story. I ordered a sampler that had a substitution that was a pretty large step down. I shot Tim an email and he more than made up for it. On my next order he hooked me up with with TWO free sticks of the cigar that was left out of my sampler AND upgraded my shipping for free. From now on, every order is going through Tim. No question! I've received nothing but great service here and this is a prime example.

HA! I didn't notice the "Beard" in the title until I typed everything out... by that point I was WAY too invested to delete it... thanks for the re-write!

TatuajeVI:

robbyras:

HA! I didn't notice the "Beard" in the title until I typed everything out... by that point I was WAY too invested to delete it... thanks for the re-write!

While you may have not noticed the Beard, the Beard has noticed you.

I thought that went without saying...Tim's Beard is omniscient you know.

Did anyone else notice that Tim, and his beard are curiously missing from this discussion ? Perhaps they are off on some secret Government mission, or fighting crime in Gotham City, Oh where, oh where, can Tim and his beard be ?

Jdorais:

Tim's probably around, but The Beard in on a ski vacation in whistler. The Beard gave Tim clear instructions that it doesn't want to be bothered and to contact Him only in an emergency.

aaah, It all makes perfect sense. Thanks for the update.

The Godzilla movies are based on actual vacations Tim's Beard took to Tokyo.

dennisking:

They say that Tim's beard is actually hair shorn from a unicorn and that when the stars align correctly, it will transport the beards wearer to a mystical land full of fairies and unicorns, kinda like the Never Ending Story, only with virgin hookers and a never-ending supply of super-premium cigars

There...fixed that for ya ;-)

Tim's beard is the reason no sasquatch bones have ever been found.

Tim's beard hairs are prized by diamond cutters world wide for thier ability to cut and polish diamonds.

I heard CCOM was having a contest ...guess the number of hairs in Tim's Beard and win Cigar Of The Month membership free for life !!!

gmill880:

Tim's face didn't grow a beard ...Tim's beard grew a face ...

LMAO!!!!

fla-gypsy:

This thread has been a oad of fun but where's Tim on all this?

Here's the official word from the man behind the Beard:

timb:

Thank you all from the bottom of my beard.  My beard is speechless.  I only hope my beard can live up to it's lofty expectations and continue to provide you all with hours of entertainment and of course, only the best customer service a beard can offer.

Now I must go and comb my beard.  I don't just roll out of bed looking this good.

Cooper33:

gmill880:

I heard CCOM was having a contest ...guess the number of hairs in Tim's Beard and win Cigar Of The Month membership free for life !!!

I'd have to say the total number of hairs in Tim's beard is: 1 or infinity. It's one or the other, hmmm. I'm going to go with 1, because you can't achieve the greatness that is Tim's Beard unless you work together. Tim's Beard is a perfect team.

Tim's beard hairs are E Plurbis Unum. The US Mint stole it from the beard.

jsnake:

gmill880:

Tim's face didn't grow a beard ...Tim's beard grew a face ...

LMAO!!!!

Winner!!