The Official Tim Blythe's Beard Appreciation Thread

dennisking · January 2010

After seeing Lasabar's new avatar, it got me thinking about our resident cult hero Tim and his wooly chin frock. This is the official appreciation thread. Make it what you will. I heard that Tims beard hairs can cure cancer and are finer than silk. Just sayin

NYHCx516x · January 2010

Queue the Chuck Norris type jokes...

" Tim dosnet have a chin under his beard, only another mouth so he can smoke 2 cigars at once"

Original being "Chuck Norris dosent have a chin under his beard, only another fist"

dennisking · January 2010

I like it, nice work.
Tim's beard is the stuff of legend. Let's devise a game that if we win, Tim has to shave his beard and Alex has to grow one.

Lasabar · January 2010

I like to think of my Tim in a Tuxedo T-Shirt.... which means he's formal... but also likes to party!

Oh, and Tim's Bears can only be seen in pictures, the sheer magnitude of seeing his beard in real life will automatically petrify your soul... (Kinda like an ark of the Covenant thing)

NYHCx516x · January 2010

Lasabar:

Oh, and Tim's Bears can only be seen in pictures, the sheer magnitude of seeing his beard in real life will automatically petrify your soul... (Kinda like an ark of the Covenant thing)

HEHEHEHE

sightunseen · January 2010

Lasabar:
I like to think of my Tim in a Tuxedo T-Shirt.... which means he's formal... but also likes to party!

Dear 8lb 4oz Tim B...

jsnake · January 2010

I heard he was born with that beard. He has been a manly man since birth. My beard is very jealous.

NYHCx516x · January 2010

I heard that Tim's beard is made of straight ligero hairs....

Luko · January 2010

This is all tremendous...

How about a contest...in the next month, see who can grow a beard most resembling Tim's. Submit photos and ccom will send the winner (as voted by Tim) forum blend samples?? Or maybe a couple of HMRs?

dennisking · January 2010

Luko:
This is all tremendous...

How about a contest...in the next month, see who can grow a beard most resembling Tim's. Submit photos and ccom will send the winner (as voted by Tim) forum blend samples?? Or maybe a couple of HMRs?

I think a Forum Blend taster sample would be in order. You get Tim and Alex in on this and we could have a good thing going. I know I'm in.

dennisking · January 2010

I just sent Tim an email trying to conjur the power of the beard, let's see what our glorious leader has to say.

timb · January 2010

Thank you all from the bottom of my beard. My beard is speechless. I only hope my beard can live up to it's lofty expectations and continue to provide you all with hours of entertainment and of course, only the best customer service a beard can offer.

Now I must go and comb my beard. I don't just roll out of bed looking this good.

dennisking · January 2010

I just laughed out loud. Thanks

dennisking · January 2010

Body doubles, NO. Tim is really Obi Wan Kenobi

bigharpoon · January 2010

I heard that when the sun shines upon him Tim's beard makes a rainbow.

jsnake · January 2010

I am laughing so hard I can't think of a great response about The Beard. For those of you not capitalizing The Beard's name you better watch out.

fla-gypsy · January 2010

Tim's beard is so manly it takes a reciprocating saw to trim it

j0z3r · January 2010

fla-gypsy:
Tim's beard is so manly it takes a reciprocating saw to trim it

Now that's just not true. It has been proven that the only thing on Earth sharp enough to cut Tim's beard is, in fact, the hair from his beard. To some this would present a conundrum of sorts, but all things are possible through faith in The Beard. Big Smile [:D]

PuroFreak · January 2010

j0z3r:
fla-gypsy:
Tim's beard is so manly it takes a reciprocating saw to trim it
Now that's just not true. It has been proven that the only thing on Earth sharp enough to cut Tim's beard is, in fact, the hair from his beard. To some this would present a conundrum of sorts, but all things are possible through faith in The Beard.

You two clearly don't understand the power of The Beard... Tim doesn't trim the beard. The Beard trims Tim!

Hays · January 2010

PuroFreak:
j0z3r:
fla-gypsy:
Tim's beard is so manly it takes a reciprocating saw to trim it
Now that's just not true. It has been proven that the only thing on Earth sharp enough to cut Tim's beard is, in fact, the hair from his beard. To some this would present a conundrum of sorts, but all things are possible through faith in The Beard.
You two clearly don't understand the power of The Beard... Tim doesn't trim the beard. The Beard trims Tim!

I'm afraid you are all mistaken. Why would The Beard need trimming? It is Beard perfection, and will always remain perfect.

badge54fd · January 2010

When my beard grows up, it wants to be like Tim.

Cooper33 · January 2010

A little known fact is that shortly before filming a tv pilot, Tom Sellek met Tim B for the first time. According to witnesses, Tom arrived on the set of Magnum P.I. with swollen red eyes and patches of toilet paper all over his chin.

Luko · January 2010

Now if that damn beard could just solve all the Palestine-Israel, climate change-scam, big biz-big gov, Vulchor vs. Jesus squabbling on here. I'm afraid that's too tall an order, even for the beard.

TatuajeVI · January 2010

Hello, I am The Beard. It is nice to meet you.

TatuajeVI · January 2010

The Beard is disappointed in your Christmas gift...

clearlysuspect · January 2010

When taking the SAT's write "Tim's Beard" for every answer. You'll score over 8,000.

plaidbanana1 · January 2010

Luko:
Now if that damn beard could just solve all the Palestine-Israel, climate change-scam, big biz-big gov, Vulchor vs. Jesus squabbling on here. I'm afraid that's too tall an order, even for the beard.

The Beard finds your lack of faith, disturbing.

cabinetmaker · January 2010

Tim's beard is registered to vote.

Tim's beard could solve world hunger.

You may be able to start a riot, but Tim's beard can stop one cold.

Tim's beard is will soon be registered as a national landmark.

TatuajeVI · January 2010

One ligero-filled hair of Tim's beard could cure cancer. Too bad Tim's beard never needs to be shaved.

NYHCx516x · January 2010

this is just priceless.

dennisking · January 2010

this is awesome.

The Official Tim Blythe's Beard Appreciation Thread

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