yer best howdy riposte

I admire a good howdy reply, like this:

How you been?
Busier than a one-armed wallpaper hanger with the hives. You?

My all time fave is:

How are ya doin?
Alright, I guess. Why? What have you heard?

or:
If I did any better, they would arrest me.

My newest concoction is:

If I'd known it was this much fun to get old, I would've got old while I was still young enough to enjoy it.

How bout you? Post yer favorite howdy riposte.

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90+ Irishman

Question: How's it going?

Answers: Wellllll I'm walking on the right side of the dirt so it could be worse.
Or...: living the dream. Though sometimes dreams are nightmares but hey whatever.

raisindot

Not ready to use this yet, but:

Q. How's it going?

A: Can't complain...'cause if I do the kids'll shove me off to the nursing home faster'n you can say "power of attorney."

Texvet

Q: How's it going? A: Who wants to know?

jlmarta

Q: How are you? A: Better'n a poke in the eye with a sharp stick.

Q: how are you? A: better than nothing.

Q: How are you? A: Just darned near perfect.

I switch these around, depending on my mood. I also use this one occasionally:

Q: How are you? A: Well, I'm still looking down at the grass instead of up at the roots....

jd50ae

Well, I woke up. I guess that's good.

dr_frankenstein56

Q: Hows that car running? A: Sounds worse then two skeletons screwing on a tin roof.

Aj

LiquidChaos66

How are you?
If I were any happier I would be a squirrel with 2 tails!

What do you want for lunch?
Im so hungry I could eat the tail off a south bound grizzly bear!

danielzreyes

That's a tasty looking cinnamon roll. Where did you get it?

F*ck off. Go get lit!

webmost

What's up?
Prices are up and quality is down... Everything but what you sell.

Martel

Everything sucks (I say it with a huge smile on my face), how are you?

Puff_Dougie

A lady just stopped into my office. She got to talkin' about the weather...

Q: How's the weather?

A: It's raining like pourin' piss from a boot.

jlmarta

Puff_Dougie:
A lady just stopped into my office. She got to talkin' about the weather...

Q: How's the weather?

A: It's raining like pourin' piss from a boot.

Some "lady"...... ??

FireRob

Hot ain't it?
yep, hotter then two rats doing the nasty inside a wool sock on a Tuesday in mid July.

Texvet

Q: How happy? A: Happier then a little boy with two peters!